Pain

So I slept on my sofa for thirty minutes. Felt great. The second I woke up, I felt an excruciating pain on my left leg.

Rolled on the floor, screamed and shouted.

My elder brother heard me and conversation went:


Bro: WHAT HAPPENED?!

Me: A FUCKING LEG CRAMP!

Bro: Which leg??

Me: THAT LEG!

Bro: This??

Me: WRONG LEG!! WRONG LEG!!!

Bro: Oh!

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Was spewing vulgarities and shouting real loud.

My elder brother was stretching and massaging my leg. He says it will take away the pain. But I was swinging my arms around hoping I would land a hit.

A minute later, The pain subsided, but not completely.

I was sweating bullets, my elder brother stood up and showed a face as if he just completed a major surgery.

Damn cool.

Leg is still hurting though.

The end is nigh.


The end.